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13.06.2025 00:56
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
No way
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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